Calling attendance on the first day of school like
shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet
- person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
- me: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated
- dean: if you finish these trials, you're dead sam
- sam: so?
- me: SO IF YOU DIE I DIE
Prepare to wrestle your demons on October 7
Yep, told that bitch straight up!
- Friend: what time do you usually go to bed?
- Me: 10:30ish sometimes 4