- Friend: what time do you usually go to bed?
- Me: 10:30ish sometimes 4
- me: i hate boys! who needs a man???
- me: *sees picture of cute boy*
- me: i love boys! i need a man!!!
Me, coming out of my grandparent’s house on my birthday.
today a 4 foot tall freshman in an angry birds t shirt pushed me out of the way because he “has an honors class to get to move peasant”
walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like
Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit
wait a minute this isn’t my homework
this is tumblr
how did this happen
when i say ‘the other day’ it could mean anything from last week to 6 years ago
if you rip my headphones out of my ears ill rip your heart out of your chest